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Tuesday, December 14th, 2010 02:31 pm
This made my day. I mean really guys?

UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTION SERVICE
PO BOX 555, NEW YORK NY 10116-0555


This is to notify you that we have intercepted your parcel from UPS COURIER SERVICE for some security reasons stated below:

Our scanning system has detected that your parcel contained a confirmable CARD to the tune of US1,500,000.00 USD.

Also for the Delivery of the Parcel to continue, you are in obligation to obtain from Spain, a Duly Sworn Affidavit from Spanish High Court which will back up the Origin of Fund. This is in line with the Anti-Terrorist Campaign which the USA Government has embarked on recently to protect our Territory from future attacks.

You should therefore contact the sender of the CARD or the UPS Courier Agent in Madrid Spain to get the Sworn Affidavit for you while we wait to receive from you the Affidavit File Number to enable us forward your CARD to your address.

Below the contact information. Note that the cost of the Affidavit is US$158 and do not hesitate to remit the amount to him.

Name: Mr Lewis Aries
Email address: lewisaries@gala.net
Tel: 011 34634 126 539

We shall then forward the CARD to you and you will be sure of a genuine CARD that is coming to you. We are doing this for your interest considering the rate which fraudulent and stolen checks/CARD are been sent to our innocent citizen that most times put them in problem. Always send your correspondence to our secure email: postal_inspector@post.com

Your urgent action on this notice will be appreciated.

Sincerely,
GUY COTTRELL
Chief Postal Inspector

All I can say is they must have a great scanning system. Right through a package to detect a couple of million. Clearly the post office is using those airport scanners.

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